
| Population | 14.423 billion |
| Capital | Umastagram |
| Leader | Curren-Chan |
| Faith | The Curren Chan Fanclub |
| Currency | Yōmyon |
| Animal | Uma Musume |
The Esoteric Order of Renea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Curren-Chan with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, digital currency, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.423 billion Reneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umastagram. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Renean economy, worth a remarkable 9,440 trillion Yōmyons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 654,564 Yōmyons, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime is totally unknown. Renea's national animal is the Uma Musume, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Curren Chan Fanclub.
Renea is ranked 310th in the world and 10th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 387.4 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Renea, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
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Renea was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
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Renea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
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Renea, children with trilobite collections are drafted into the 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus' division.
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Renea, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
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Renea was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Umastagram.





















































