
| Population | 13.812 billion |
| Capital | Umastagram |
| Leader | Curren-Chan |
| Faith | The Curren Chan Fanclub |
| Currency | Yōmyon |
| Animal | Uma Musume |
The Esoteric Order of Renea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Curren-Chan with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.812 billion Reneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umastagram. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Renean economy, worth a remarkable 8,814 trillion Yōmyons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 638,157 Yōmyons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,363,068 per year while the poor average 121,352, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.
The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight", underground railroads have become more literal and physical these days, and people with dyslexia are told to tough through it. Crime is totally unknown. Renea's national animal is the Uma Musume, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Curren Chan Fanclub.
Renea is ranked 57,172nd in the world and 1,577th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 29.25 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Renea, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, underground railroads have become more literal and physical these days.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight".
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, Renean military drills look more like joint-Lazarus exercises than anything else.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in
Renea, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".























































