The Esoteric Order of Renea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Curren-Chan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.232 billion Reneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Umastagram. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Renean economy, worth a remarkable 9,233 trillion Yōmyons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 648,817 Yōmyons, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, Renea is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown. Renea's national animal is the Uma Musume, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Curren Chan Fanclub.

Renea is ranked 166,715^th in the world and 7,418^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 337.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.