The República Federativa del of Reino Mayor de Centroamerica is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sandra Pizsk Feinzilber with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.912 billion Centroamericanos are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Guatemala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Centroamericano economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion Quetzal Centroaméricanoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,580 Quetzal Centroaméricanoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,171,375 per year while the poor average 4,994, a ratio of 234 to 1.

Every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBRMDC Governor goes house hunting, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Reino Mayor de Centroamerica's national animal is the Quetzal and its national religion is Ateísmo Estatal.

Reino Mayor de Centroamerica is ranked 28,694^th in the world and 1,417^th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 83.43 on the Human Development Index.