The United Socialist States of REichmiller is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by He Who Walks Behind the Corn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 25.778 billion Average Joes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idris. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reichmillian economy, worth a remarkable 2,625 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,861 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and three extra hay bales are rolled into REichmiller's gold vaults every year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. REichmiller's national animal is the Fruit Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eichism.

REichmiller is ranked 330,800^th in the world and 20^th in Gay Equality for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.