
| Population | 11.971 billion |
| Capital | Regoufe |
| Leader | Pedro Anes Canedo |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | euro |
| Animal | covid |
The Comuna of Regoufe is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pedro Anes Canedo with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.971 billion Regoufenses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regoufe. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Regoufense economy, worth a remarkable 1,907 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,303 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Regoufense weed picker are way up, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, Regoufenses ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regoufe's national animal is the covid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Regoufe is ranked 20,337th in the world and 1st in Arouca for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Regoufe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Regoufe, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment.
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Regoufe, Regoufenses ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
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Regoufe, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps.
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Regoufe, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Regoufense weed picker are way up.
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Regoufe, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
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Regoufe, the news is showing footage of Pedro Anes Canedo bullying an old man to the point of tears.
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Regoufe, the dictionary is a common first book for children.
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Regoufe, scrapyards are filled with Pedro Anes Canedo's face.
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Regoufe, teenagers get their license without taking the test.






























