The Empire of Redpeppers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Morgan with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.778 billion Redpeppersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jafalond. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Redpeppersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,628 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,160 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

School children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redpeppers's national animal is the Crimson Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Redpeppers is ranked 281,077^th in the world and 94^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring -360.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.