The Machomania of Randy Savage is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.73 billion Randy Savageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The Randy Savagean economy, worth 260 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,680 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, organ donation is compulsory, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randy Savage's national animal is the giraffe.

Randy Savage is ranked 281,397^th in the world and 16^th in France for Smartest Citizens, with 16.47 quips per hour.