The Matriarchy of Random Forest is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.706 billion Random Forestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Random Forestian economy, worth 504 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,005 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest wolf hunting institutions, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket, tens of thousands of Random Forestians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Forest's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Random Forest is ranked 272,965th in the world and 289th in Forest for Safest, scoring 8.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Random Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Incomes, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Black Market.
- : Random Forest was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Random Forest, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
- : Following new legislation in Random Forest, tens of thousands of Random Forestians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob.
- : Following new legislation in Random Forest, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.
- : Following new legislation in Random Forest, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest wolf hunting institutions.
- : Following new legislation in Random Forest, the end of communism came with retail rather than revolution.
- : Random Forest was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Random Forest, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in Random Forest, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.