The Republic of Ralseitopia is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 407 million Ralseitopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ralseitopian economy, worth 25.7 trillion Dark dollers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 63,201 Dark dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime is well under control. Ralseitopia's national animal is the Ralsei, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ralseitopia is ranked 45,653^rd in the world and 1^st in Castle Town for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 56,312.82 Standard Monetary Units.