The Holy Empire of Raflantis is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 125 million Raflantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Raflantian economy, worth 4.22 trillion Ringals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,732 Ringals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raflantis's national animal is the Raven.

Raflantis is ranked 159,352^nd in the world and 143^rd in Eurth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,301.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.