The Jyezet puppet of Qwo Clestfery is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Jyezet with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.102 billion Qwo Clestferyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galakalam. The average income tax rate is 65.5%.

The Qwo Clestferyian economy, worth 221 trillion Thes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,340 Thes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qwo Clestfery's national animal is the The, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Safberdism.

Qwo Clestfery is ranked 131,311^th in the world and 802^nd in Brest Oblast for Most Developed, scoring 57.33 on the Human Development Index.