The Principality of Quicumque is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.24 billion Quicumqueans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The all-consuming Quicumquean economy, worth a remarkable 2,067 trillion bottle caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,719 bottle caps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,125 per year while the poor average 14,988, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, Quicumque is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quicumque's national animal is the lemur.

Quicumque is ranked 65,528^th in the world and 36^th in Equilism for Nudest, with 189 cheeks per square mile.