The Queendom of Queeniness is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 284 million Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draglandia. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Queenie economy, worth 15.9 trillion wigs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,886 wigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and Queeniness has designated Draglandia as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Queeniness's national animal is the RuPaul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Queeniness is ranked 4,648^th in the world and 95^th in the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.17 percentage of bribes refused.