The First Labyrinthian Queen of Queen Minos is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ashtie with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.531 billion Queen Minosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.

The strong Queen Minosian economy, worth 236 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,192 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, Ashtie is the self-declared God of all Queen Minos, and Ashtie has just been declared ruler of Queen Minos in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen Minos's national animal is the tiger.

Queen Minos is ranked 195,914^th in the world and 16^th in The Labyrinth for Highest Drug Use, scoring 103.63 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.