The Federation of Qude is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Willson XIV with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.366 billion Qudeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qude DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Qudean economy, worth 135 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 98,948 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qude's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Qude is ranked 67,747^th in the world and 11^th in The waters for Highest Average Incomes, with 98,948.43 Standard Monetary Units.