The People's Republic of Quartensatnavia is a large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 156 million Quartensatnavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Quartensatnavian economy, worth 9.05 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,999 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quartensatnavia's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Quartensatnavia is ranked 96,464^th in the world and 10^th in The Lobby for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,059.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.