The Gymbro of Quadfather is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.063 billion Quadfatherians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The powerhouse Quadfatherian economy, worth 445 trillion Gainzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,519 Gainzes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,742 per year while the poor average 20,274, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and Quadfather Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quadfather's national animal is the Rhomboid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Quadfather is ranked 234,450^th in the world and 42^nd in Distorted Memories for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 197.19 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.