The Theocracy of Quackland is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by The Duck Lord with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.071 billion Quackish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Froulgian. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quacky economy, worth 567 trillion Downs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,874 Downs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quackland's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Froulganism.

Quackland is ranked 217,957^th in the world and 11,662^nd in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,884.24 Standard Monetary Units.