The House of Qorgyle is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Quentyn Qorgyle with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.984 billion Qorgyleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandstone. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The Qorgylean economy, worth 250 trillion golden dragons a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,214 golden dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Quentyn Qorgyle has just been declared ruler of Qorgyle in an international press conference, Qorgyle has designated Sandstone as its capital city, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Qorgyle's national animal is the scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Qorgyle is ranked 312,142^nd in the world and 48^th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.