The Republic of Pyy is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 480 million Pyyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The strong Pyyian economy, worth 23.5 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 49,059 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyy's national animal is the dove.

Pyy is ranked 6,839^th in the world and 2^nd in Pacifism for Most Conservative, scoring 92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.