The 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 of Pyrenizia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Radiohead with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.879 billion Yorkes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyranize. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Thom Yorke economy, worth 402 trillion Bending Hectics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,767 Bending Hectics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly secular, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, and a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pyrenizia's national animal is the creep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 15 Step.

Pyrenizia is ranked 24,459^th in the world and 6^th in Empires Forever United for Smartest Citizens, with 62.33 quips per hour.