The CHAOS of Puppet13 is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 10.899 billion Puppet13ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The strong Puppet13ian economy, worth 487 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,697 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Puppet13. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppet13's national animal is the puppet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Puppet13 is ranked 152,506^th in the world and 1^st in Raw for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.76 kickbacks per hour.