The Republic of JPF is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 9.954 billion JPFians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant JPFian economy, worth 90.1 trillion puppets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,052 puppets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JPF's national animal is the hawk.

JPF is ranked 268,842^nd in the world and 1^st in Velloriya for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 kickbacks per hour.