The Autonomous Region of Pulau Bali is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by I Gede Bagus Sekali with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.968 billion Balinese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denpasar. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Balinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,525 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulau Bali's national animal is the Balinese Starling, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hindu Dharma.

Pulau Bali is ranked 11,052^nd in the world and 1^st in Southeast Asia for Safest, scoring 120.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.