The Kingdom of Pueros is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elizabeth Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.464 billion Puerosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamestown. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Puerosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,045 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 231,629 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working, all facts are created equal, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pueros's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is homosexuality.

Pueros is ranked 1,544^th in the world and 1^st in Gay Equality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 149.38 law-abiding acts per hour.