The United States of Provo-UT- is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.141 billion Provo-UT-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Provo-UT-ian economy, worth 629 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,132 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Provo-UT- flights to avoid the pay lavatories, they who do not work shall not eat, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Provo-UT-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Provo-UT- is ranked 104,503^rd in the world and 358^th in Aerospace for Most Beautiful Environments, with 559.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.