Population | 3.964 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | bald eagle |
The United States of Provo-UT- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.964 billion Provo-UT-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Provo-UT-ian economy, worth 595 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,288 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and the Provo-UT- City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Provo-UT-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Provo-UT- is ranked 92,632nd in the world and 119th in Aerospace for Most Stationary, with 496.04755058492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, the Provo-UT- City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Provo-UT- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Provo-UT- was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Provo-UT-, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.