Population | 7.72 billion |
Capital | Odessa |
Leader | Prime Minister Theresa Maybe |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | white dove |
The People's Republic of Prosperus Happyland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theresa Maybe with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.72 billion Happylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odessa. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,568 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, Odessa Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prosperus Happyland's national animal is the white dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
Prosperus Happyland is ranked 112,825th in the world and 21st in European Union for Most Stationary, with 352.3186286826 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, Odessa Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, Happylandians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am'.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.