Population | 37.824 billion |
Capital | Bastia |
Leader | President Evan Burke |
Currency | euro |
Animal | eagle |
The Federal Republic of Belarum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Evan Burke with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.824 billion Belarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastia. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Belarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,691 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,654 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, President Evan Burke's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Belarum's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Belarum is ranked 946th in the world and 6th in European Union for Most Cultured, scoring 378 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belarum was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Belarum's influence in European Union rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Belarum was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Belarum, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Belarum, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Belarum, President Evan Burke's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Belarum, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
- : Following new legislation in Belarum, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
- : Following new legislation in Belarum, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
- : Belarum was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.