The People's Republic of Proletariana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Comrade-Director Arthur Syrion with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.343 billion Proletariats love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Capital. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Proletarian economy, worth 680 trillion Needs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,297 Needs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Proletarian resumés, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proletariana's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the freedom to practice any religion.

Proletariana is ranked 29,027^th in the world and 303^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,793.59 on the Gilded Widget Scale.