The Democratic Peoples Republic of Proletaire is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.52 billion Proletairians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The Proletairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 103,373 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, glamping Proletairians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime is totally unknown. Proletaire's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Proletaire is ranked 14,736^th in the world and 9^th in Socialists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.48 law-abiding acts per hour.