The Absolutist Kingdom of Prolespia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme King Johnny Harrison with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of prisons, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.521 billion Prospians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larredown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Prolespian economy, worth 609 trillion Propius a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,114 Propius, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 913,356 per year while the poor average 17,455, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

Arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prolespia's national animal is the Drärse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Harrisonism.

Prolespia is ranked 285,856^th in the world and 11,036^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -460.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.