The Opposite of Progress is Congress is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mike Johnson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.762 billion Progress is Congressians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The strong Progress is Congressian economy, worth 201 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,420 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Progress is Congress's new capital, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, all you have to do is pray to get into Progress is Congress, and a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining. Crime is a problem. Progress is Congress's national animal is the bill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is It's a New Day in America.

Progress is Congress is ranked 55,318^th in the world and 374^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 75.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.