The Likely Dominion of Probably Canada is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its feral children, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.587 billion Probably Canadans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Probably Canadan economy, worth 523 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,439 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Probably Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Probably Canada is ranked 272,312^th in the world and 133^rd in Canada for Safest, scoring 8.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.