The Kingdom of Primarina is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.248 billion Primarinans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The strong Primarinan economy, worth 520 trillion Pokémon dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,255 Pokémon dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Primarina's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Primarina in an international press conference, Primarina has designated Primarina City as its capital city, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Primarina's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Primarina is ranked 80,550^th in the world and 3,917^th in Ambition for Highest Drug Use, scoring 215.39 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.