The Chilled Republic of Premiora is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Ranada with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 2.419 billion Premiorans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Premiora City. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Premioran economy, worth 400 trillion Premiors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,599 Premiors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, the new one Premior coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premiora's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Premiora is ranked 228,610^th in the world and 8,628^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.