The Chilled Republic of Premiora is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Ranada with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.574 billion Premiorans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Premiora City. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Premioran economy, worth 443 trillion Premiors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,450 Premiors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationing Premiorans expect to be treated as royalty, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, the aims of top-secret Premioran science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premiora's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Premiora is ranked 56,687^th in the world and 2,976^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,910.8 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.