The Chilled Republic of Premiora is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Ranada with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The devout population of 2.13 billion Premiorans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Premiora City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Premioran economy, worth 319 trillion Premiors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,071 Premiors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premiora's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Premiora is ranked 16,077^th in the world and 913^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.