The Slime Kingdom of Preestin is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.345 billion Preestinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.

The strong Preestinian economy, worth 225 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,874 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Preestin's national animal is the penguin.

Preestin is ranked 184,467^th in the world and 3^rd in The Reformed United States of America for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.