
| Population | 4.365 billion |
| Capital | Shadow Metropolis Total District |
| Leader | Prime Minister Al-Hani |
| Faith | Islam |
| Currency | Phantomismal |
| Animal | Endangered Tiger |
The Shadow State of Pre-Phantomism is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Al-Hani with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.365 billion Pre-Phantoms are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shadow Metropolis Total District. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Pre-Phantomis economy, worth 349 trillion Phantomismals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,097 Phantomismals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pre-Phantomism's national animal is the Endangered Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.
Pre-Phantomism is ranked 13,251st in the world and 8th in Wintercrest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,582 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pre-Phantomism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Pre-Phantomism's influence in Wintercrest rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
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Pre-Phantomism relocated from Osiris to Wintercrest.
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Pre-Phantomism altered its national flag.
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Pre-Phantomism, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
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Pre-Phantomism, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
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Pre-Phantomism, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
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Pre-Phantomism, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
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Pre-Phantomism, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
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Pre-Phantomism was refounded in Osiris.





