The Nacionalistička Republika of Pravoslavna Srbija is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dragan Ninković with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.977 billion Serbs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,365 dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and Serbs suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pravoslavna Srbija's national animal is the imperial eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Serbian True Orthodox.

Pravoslavna Srbija is ranked 10,422^nd in the world and 3^rd in League of Christian Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 151.64 kickbacks per hour.