The Commonwealth of Business States of America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Free Market with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.464 billion Business Statians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wall Street. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Business Statian of America economy, worth a remarkable 2,153 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 288,476 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 966,564 per year while the poor average 63,946, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, lavish state dinners in Wall Street are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the government has the power to seize property at will, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime is totally unknown. Business States of America's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Business States of America is ranked 27,076^th in the world and 1,224^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,019.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.