The United Kingdom of Porkroll-Egg and Cheese is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.015 billion Porkroll-Egg and Cheeseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Porkroll-Egg and Cheesean economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion turnpike tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 64,752 turnpike tokens, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porkroll-Egg and Cheese's national animal is the taylor pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Porkroll-Egg and Cheese is ranked 109,356^th in the world and 2^nd in Bailiwick of New Jersey for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,995.48 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.