The Scary lil bro of Pohan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Charles Terlbet with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.53 billion Pohanasians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pohanasia City. The average income tax rate is 48.2%.

The Pohanasian economy, worth 107 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,641 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pohan's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pohan is ranked 104,630^th in the world and 20^th in THE W0RLD for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 59.64 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.