The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.689 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 5,758 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 662,769 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,137,946 per year while the poor average 6,856, a ratio of 895 to 1.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Eagles, and shopping comes bagged and tagged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Nas Crustium is ranked 40,034^th in the world and 453^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,400.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.