Population | 13.297 billion |
Capital | Bronzangrad |
Leader | Comrade Bronzan |
Faith | Bronzanity |
Currency | Condon |
Animal | Prole |
The Unitary State of Condonohia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.297 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 118,155 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.
Condonohia is ranked 278,418th in the world and 3,510th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.61 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Condonohia endorsed The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Condonohia endorsed The Kingdom of Twazta.
- : Condonohia endorsed The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Condonohia endorsed The Most Serene Republic of KalayaPaan.
- : Condonohia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of KalayaPaan.
- : Condonohia was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Condonohia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Twazta.
- : Condonohia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Condonohia was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Condonohia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 95 » New Democratic Republic of Russia, DiscGolfLand, Shaktirajya, Greg Tucker, Lynier, Greynne, The Undivided, New Belia, Tropical Isles, Pandaland II, Dilber, Orcatortugs, Ceden, Marina Nova, Albyion Kingdom, Ingentis Novus, Redenya, Thessalian, Twisted Duality, Bodusse, Fallgriffin, Glorious Existence, Triestine, Sindria, Moriari, Mediobogdum, Nas Crustium, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Aldesport, Willow Gate, Podium, Av Libertas Vindex, Burakis, Win Mints, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Tithio, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Wessssex, Viperina, Jigsland, El Facil, Winter Aura, Svanland, Inner Ryxtylopia, New Caterse, Muad-Dib, Oronia, Guitermot, and 45 others.Apexiala, Hongg Kong, Nes Repuland, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, The United Republic of Westend, Laudesia, Occidius, Savitri, Orson Welles, Rengum in Lingo, Nelovia, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Yy4u, Succedania, Algueneia, Mediocre Talents, Arkengia, Tsangenya, Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Wooo, Mountainairy, Insuloj Turkisaj, Escapitania, Neo Mexia, Q The Almighty, Fotisdia, Great Jameston, Nacaome, Isachile Tum, Antahbrantahstan, Amburg, Pushistia, Hexion, Eyluvmenia, Zoran, Fujai, Twazta, Dalimbar, and KalayaPaan.