The Sultanate of Plutonium94 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.765 billion Plutonium94ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.6%.

The all-consuming Plutonium94ian economy, worth 374 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,388 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,862 per year while the poor average 25,547, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Plutonium94ians, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plutonium94's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plutonium94 is ranked 66,400^th in the world and 8^th in Periodic Table for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,498.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.