The Sic semper Imperium of Plaugetopia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Konstantine Moneskin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 13.354 billion Plaugetopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandemonium Thedroporia. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Plaugetopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,052 trillion Solarian Monetæns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 228,590 Solarian Monetæns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plaugetopia's national animal is the lupus Corvus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lineæ plaga cultui occultæ.

Plaugetopia is ranked 7,158^th in the world and 5^th in RGBN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.62 law-abiding acts per hour.