
| Population | 7.317 billion |
| Capital | Jerusalem |
| Leader | Crusader King Megas Rex |
| Faith | Latin Catholicism |
| Currency | Franc |
| Animal | Lion |
The Regnum Hierosolimitanum of Plantagenet Jerusalem is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Crusader King Megas Rex with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.317 billion Plantagenet Jerusalemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.
The powerhouse Plantagenet Jerusalemian economy, worth 668 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,384 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, cars are banned, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plantagenet Jerusalem's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Latin Catholicism.
Plantagenet Jerusalem is ranked 60,234th in the world and 3rd in Oriental Constanta for Most Developed, scoring 74.29 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
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Plantagenet Jerusalem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Plantagenet Jerusalemian justice.
- : Following new legislation in
Plantagenet Jerusalem, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.





















