The Homeworld of Planet Eurth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.518 billion Eurthicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Eurthican economy, worth 442 trillion credits a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 35,334 credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,735 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Planet Eurth's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Planet Eurth is ranked 58,543^rd in the world and 92^nd in Eurth for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.