The Federal Republic of Pinelandd is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate population of 424 million Pineishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nivalein. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pinelanddian economy, worth 20.5 trillion Pineish marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,372 Pineish marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People don't want any foreign rubbish, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinelandd's national animal is the Pineish Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pinelandd is ranked 122,794^th in the world and 542^nd in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,430.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.