The Pirates Cove of Piedra Negra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guybrush Threepwood with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 47.003 billion Tri-Island area inhabitants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phatt Island. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Monkey Islander economy, worth an astonishing 10,211 trillion Stans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 217,258 Stans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If someone says there's plenty of living space in Piedra Negra they're lyin', politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piedra Negra's national animal is the Ghost Pirate Lechuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scallywag.

Piedra Negra is ranked 707^th in the world and 10^th in Antarctica for Largest Populations, with 47.0 billion capita.