Highest Economic Output: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121st
The Precious Taters of
Democratic Socialists
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Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Hobbitat

Population43.404 billion

CapitalNutbush City
LeaderToeless Bob

Currencyhairy toe
Animallemming

The Precious Taters of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 43.404 billion Hobbitots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hobbitatian economy, worth an astonishing 21,433 trillion hairy toes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 493,808 hairy toes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postcards from Hobbitatian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, families burn Toeless Bob's latest official photograph to keep warm, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hobbitat is ranked 525th in the world and 5th in Antarctica for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

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Highest Economic Output: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 117thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130thHighest Poor Incomes: 179thLargest Agricultural Sector: 190thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 265thSmartest Citizens: 286thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 292ndLargest Mining Sector: 303rdMost Efficient Economies: 321stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 407thMost Scientifically Advanced: 449thHighest Average Incomes: 486thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 496thMost Stationary: 525thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 576thLargest Populations: 606thLargest Insurance Industry: 628thMost Secular: 648thLargest Publishing Industry: 700thLowest Crime Rates: 713thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 817thMost Cultured: 926thSafest: 1,015thLargest Governments: 1,306thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,587thLargest Retail Industry: 1,776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,850thMost Developed: 2,061stHighest Food Quality: 2,224thMost Influential: 2,234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,636thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,381stRudest Citizens: 3,725thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,600thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,596thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,882ndFattest Citizens: 7,234thMost Inclusive: 7,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,063rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,272ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,384thHealthiest Citizens: 11,963rd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, families burn Toeless Bob's latest official photograph to keep warm.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, postcards from Hobbitatian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Hobbitat as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Hobbitat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Piedra Negra, The Voltarum, Turis, and Fiah.

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