Population | 43.404 billion |
Capital | Nutbush City |
Leader | Toeless Bob |
Currency | hairy toe |
Animal | lemming |
The Precious Taters of Hobbitat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Toeless Bob with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 43.404 billion Hobbitots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutbush City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Hobbitatian economy, worth an astonishing 21,433 trillion hairy toes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 493,808 hairy toes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Postcards from Hobbitatian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, families burn Toeless Bob's latest official photograph to keep warm, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobbitat's national animal is the lemming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Hobbitat is ranked 525th in the world and 5th in Antarctica for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, families burn Toeless Bob's latest official photograph to keep warm.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, postcards from Hobbitatian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Hobbitat as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Hobbitat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Hobbitat, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Piedra Negra, The Voltarum, Turis, and Fiah.